Vlad 20: Where’s that *$#* Remote??

“Honey, where’s the remote?”

Because, obviously, somebody else moved it–versus you misplacing it (…again)!

So how many cushions need to be overturned, and just how far would you go before you actually had to resign yourself to watching TV, then often having to get off your lazy bum bum to change the channels or adjust the volume manually?

Pretty far, says Vlad!